"This is a list of complaints:
Complaint #1. I objected to this trip. And I was right.
Complaint #2. Why I was right is because getting cramped in a horrible car for about 14 hours. Is that your idea of fun?
Complaint #3. I thought I had picked boring, lousy books to read on the trip. And I was right.
Complaint #4. It takes too long to get through the states.
Complaint #5. I fear that now whenever I enter the car, after this road trip, I will remember the road trip with precise detail.
And, dear readers, those are most of my main complaints."
Mama says: let's hope tomorrow's better than today.
And weren't the waffles at Waffle House tasty?