Sunday, November 9, 2008
Mother's Little Helper
I just couldn't bear to say goodbye to Ziggy Stardust yesterday, so I'm posting two new thanks today.
1. I'm a very very anxious person. I'm thankful for prescription tranquilizers.
and on a related note,
2. I'm thankful for "Valley of the Dolls," perhaps the most sexist piece of glorious crap ever written, and one that I have read with gusto at least 20 times. Who doesn't swoon when Lyon Burke thaws the icy New England demeanor of Anne Welles and takes her virginity with dashing aplomb? Go Lyon! Go get that refrigerated maraschino cherry!!!!